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• Title: Trump Wins/ Dems Lose!: The 2020 Republican Jokebook
• Author : Scott Sams
• Release Date : January 25, 2019
• Genre: Political Science,Books,Politics & Current Events,
• Pages : * pages
• Size : 3394 KB

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"Pure fun, and it's about time! Filled with 'one liners' about Democrats similar to the proliferation of barbs Democrats shoot at Republicans, BUT pretty much lacking in mean spiritedness!" - Ray Raines, President, Tea Party of Huntington Beach, California.

DO YOU LIKE TO LAUGH? Like pro-Trump, pro-Republican, clean humor?

Better yet, do you want to be the person who keeps your conservative friends and family LAUGHING OUT LOUD!?
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The 2020 election campaign has begun, and here is the best pro-Trump, pro-Republican joke book! Featuring hundreds of jokes on topics such as Nancy Pelosi, Obama, Hillary, infighting among Dems, the Democratic candidates, favorite bumper stickers, the differences between Republicans and Democrats, future bestsellers by Democrats, and funny jokes about how Democrats are lazy or dumb or just plain wrong, this book is a MUST HAVE for Trump fans this election season!
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The author is a 36 year veteran comedy writer who's books have sold millions. A Libertarian, he is upset there is little conservative humor on late-night comedy shows. He wants to change that, and show with this book that Republicans can be funny! No guarantees, but we are doing everything we can to get a copy to the President, who hopefully will get the word out to his 66 million Twitter fans.
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Sample Jokes:
Favorite ways of getting rich:
Republicans: Spending less than they earn and saving and investing the rest. Building a business with hard work and long hours.
Democrats: Winning the lottery. Suing for personal injuries
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It was so cold in Vermont this year I saw Democrats with their hands in their own pockets!
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How are the Democratic candidates like Santa Claus?
You want to believe in them but you just can't.
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How do we know Lois Lane was a Democrat?
Because she's always looking for someone to save her.
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Favorite Pastimes:
Democrats: Spending other people's money.
Republicans: Making money.
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Favorite Occupations:
Democrats: Dog walkers, Uber drivers, Hug Therapists, Temps
Republicans: Police, Firemen, Soldiers, Executives
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Buy this book now and get started laughing!

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